Google Voice transcripts

August 4, 2011

Generally, the transcription service that Google Voice provides are excellent. Every once in a while, I get one like this and I love them. This is about watching “Rise of the Planet of the Apes.”



My Google Image Search results

July 26, 2011

From the Google Image Search page, I dragged my profile photo into the search bar to see what a machine thinks of my image.  It was a bunch of random men so I added the word, “celebrity,” to my photo and this was better.  I was compared to Jim Carrey, Meryl Streep, Orlando Bloom, Simon Cowell, Angelina Jolie, Donald Trump Jr., John Mayer, and my husband’s favorite, Justin Long.

I don't see it

What are your search results?


Local Election Week

June 16, 2011

In many places (like Dallas and Ft. Worth), there are local runoff elections this week.  To celebrate the local election, I give you infoMania’s Brett Erlich.  Enjoy!


Zombie Paul

June 14, 2011

Secretly Timid‘s Jon zombified me last week and it’s not pretty.  Years ago, I worked the haunted house at Six Flags Over Texas.  Every day, I was something different: a werewolf, a lizard man, a vampire, etc.  They dressed me as a zombie one day.  When I walked casually through the park, people would point which was normal.  When I got in character where I would limp a little, drop a shoulder, and let that arm hang, people screamed.  Everybody.  I never got this kind of reaction before.  I found a reflection in a window and it freaked me out so much that I’m still not okay with zombie movies.

After this photo was taken, I got a haircut.


How do you pillow shop?

June 4, 2011



Fortune Taco

June 3, 2011

It tastes like lemon-lime and the fortune says, “Paco says, ‘The end of one thing sparks the beginning of another.'” The “Learn Spanish” word on the back is Martillo (hammer).



Texas Rangers

May 27, 2011